Fending Off the Offensive

Well, one thing is clear: We’re not going to get through this election year without a little protective magic. Ergo, The Lonesome Wizard Boys and I did journey yonder to Hogwarts and obtained these 20 spells. (If you’ve misplaced your wand, a yellow #2 pencil will do nicely.)

YoogottaBekiddin!

ExpelIgnoramus!

EngorgioEgo!

HolottaCrapola!

IrateKadaver!

ExpectoMalarkey! 

Impedimental!

LogicEvictus!

ExcrementoDelToro! 

ImperviousGumption!

EschewVerisimilitude!

BellowImbecilia!

JingoistJabber! 

BloviateClaptrap!

Riddikulus!

ExpectoNoBetter!

DingbatAmongUs!

EmbraceFabrication!

RollOverBenFranklin!   

GrazieObama!