One last time break out the Zingers and the Ring Dings
Blow up red, yellow, and blue balloons
While we build strong memories a dozen ways
And Yodels a cupcake bucket-kickin tune
I thought that hombre had no expiration date
What a sugar shock to find that he did
Makes me want to pack up my lunchbox
And ride into the sunset with Twinkie the Kid
Who thought we’d live long enough to lose our Ding Dongs?
We were marvelously made and Wonder Bread
It won’t seem like Christmas without Ho Ho’s and Sno Balls
Without visions of chocolate donuts dancin in my head
We’ve come many miles and Mini Muffins
Now it’s time to say so long to Suzy Q
Later, alligator; after a while, Chocodile
Mrs. Freshley and Little Debbie will have to do
